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Sort of created this on a whim, and at an effort to be informative and witty I will give you following recipe:

Poor Man's Chilli:
Ingredients:

• 1/2 bag of frozen beef mince
• 1-2 tin of unbranded baked beans (depending on how poor you currently are; more beans = longer lasting!)
• Beef gravy granules
• 3 red or green chiles, chopped and seeded
• Chile powder (medium or hot, to taste)

And go: Brown off mince in large frying pan until juices fall out, just as the mince looks like it's not raw and will shotgun it's way out of your intestines from both exits, stir in gravy granules to help the mince not taste like farted-in garbage.
Add baked beans, stir in on low heat, and add chiles, chile powder and whatever inventive things you have gathering dust in your pantry. Stir frequently until piping hot, serve with value rice, on buttered store-own Longer Lasting toast, or with nothing, in a bowl, dipping out of date Cool Original Dorito's into it and wondering where it went so wrong.

This serving will last you a week in the fridge, and cost in total about £4. One recommendation is that it is also served with one (1) Senokot tablet. You'll thank me in the morning.

I am now off to work, on a Saturday, where I will be required to drink coffee, and be stern with people.